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By Tommy Atha,Tommy Atha

Are we awaiting that fuzzy-all-over, good-workout-sweat sensation that, convinced, we will be able to PowerPoint be triumphant? Forgive me, yet perpetually FWAP is a rotten position to find it. And it’ll be demanding to discover in class, church, our fish tank, or our shorts. Pardon me! we all already believe our lives are being corrected mid-course by way of the president and Congress in a 50 gallon rubbish compactor. can we want a complete e-book of 99,000 phrases without photographs dedicated to it?
Hell, sure! we should always be begging for somebody loopy like me to slap us round and get us laughing back at the flawed but in simple terms direction left us. yet move forward and purchase that we’re-gonna-be-a-nauseating-bragging-winner-and-prance-our-butt-for-you-to-envy ebook. Pay a hefty rate to take these we-know-we’ll-be-richer-slimmer-happier-than-you seminars. We’ll turn out purely wilting our lettuce.
FWAP is the acronym describing us correct approximately now: Failing with out a Pause. such as you have to learn this during this rotten economic climate. My heartfelt apology. Welcome to perpetually FWAP, a spoof on motivational books.
everyone appears to be like at screwing up and asks why. i glance at its endless impossibilities and ask, good day, why the crap now not? whereas others ran the marathon to pant after the prize of victory, you and that i tripped early and skidded on our faces. within we knew it used to be the trail to take, bruising because it was once at the outdoors. Congratulations, expensive reader. Exult in our perfect FWAP! we now have been raised to denounce failure. yet examine those that end the marathon all sweaty, icky stinking, drooling, and close to loss of life. now's time to elevate a pitcher or to failure. elevate the total rattling bottle!
We’ve been anticipating solutions to our difficulties from God or Donald Trump. yet all that’s left is me. Sorry. via kindness, political correctness, and gender sensitivity towards her or him or it, I shall consultant each folks, light reader, to FWAP each one hit upon the best way. We won’t pop out of this a winner, yet our deluge of futility, you betcha, could have a speedier outflow.

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